anus:

spotting a hot person

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whirltraveler:

is nobody going to talk about how in tatiana maslany’s NYC stage debut (May 12, 2015, see you all there)

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she will be playing a character named Beth for goodness sakes???

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spoopybarakarts:

when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.

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bethsdead:

₪ Carmilla ₪ → Alphabet

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danielalaa:

attention this is a national emergency: i am not being kissed right now. thank u.

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Tatiana: Just one, I'm a few, no family, too. Who am I?
Evelyne: A good kisser~
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ex: did you use my credit card?
me: yea
ex: what did you buy?
me: taco bell
ex: it was $54
me: yea
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