cnnbreaking:

forcing a friend to watch a tv show

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prezant:

If you think my blog sucks wait till you see my life 

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College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

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(via cdeathhh)

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

(via combatbabycomeback)

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

(via thisisgoodbyegravity)

 
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kirk-out:

hey guys this is a rly important announcement i will be going on a year-long hiatus bc theres no wifi at hogwarts ha ha l8r u dirtbags suck it 

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miuwi:

girl: *is cute *

me : OHh mygod oh my god do that again

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square-enix:

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

IVE BEEN SIGNING ALL MY EMAILS TO MY THERAPIST AS LANCE ARMSTRONG’S MISSING TESTICLE

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“I identified much more with like, Raphael from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles than I did with any human woman on-screen, so that’s saying something." x x x

I identified much more with like, Raphael from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles than I did with any human woman on-screen, so that’s saying something." x x x

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kehinki:

homoacethaliagrace:

during world war 2, “punk” was slang for an effeminate gay man, or the younger partner in a homosexual relationship

bucky affectionately calls steve the 40s equivalent of “twink”

#if the shoe fits (via bonzai-bunny)

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Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain…and an athlete…and a basket case…a princess…and a criminal…Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours,  t h e   B r e a k f a s t   C l u b.

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Emma Swan being utterly adorable in ‘Red Handed’

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